i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive
you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you
idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime
'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
(Source: ravetothegrave, via assuring)
"You can’t break a broken heart."
— (via sad-lost-and-insecure)